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The man pulls off his oxygen mask, embarrassed at the fiasco says loudly enough, “Ma’am, Thanks but I still need to know 'Are my tests results back? She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. " A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?

As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. " The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. " The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'"Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard.

animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile? The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer.

To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! " A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word.

" she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet? While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience? I was a salesman back in Omaha." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.

" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little "accident! The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. " The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. " Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. " Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses." Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing.He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside.

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